Sunday, January 31, 2010

Zombies and Robots

- Kelsey . says:
*just. get rid of your number :)
*Brandon MacDonald umm, zombies would not conquer the world if humanity died out..
*i have faith in that happening >> !

. jαc[♥] says:
*.... he's right you know

- Kelsey . says:
*...nooooo !>>

. jαc[♥] says:
*zombies are humand

- Kelsey . says:
*>> but theyre all fucked up .. .so they'd live .
*:)

. jαc[♥] says:
*...they're already dead kels

- Kelsey . says:
*but theyre weird dead . . soooo they'd take over the world >> !

. jαc[♥] says:
*..... no

- Kelsey . says:
*its true .
*trust me :)

. jαc[♥] says:
*>>

- Kelsey . says:
*just wait, someday when humanity dies out, and im a robot i'll make some zombies and they'll live :)

. jαc[♥] says:
*no!
*you will not be a robot
*cause you are human

- Kelsey . says:
*i will !

. jαc[♥] says:
*humanity dies out!
*you die
*no zombies!

- Kelsey . says:
*i'll BECOME a r robot :) !
*yes zombies >>
*hahah

. jαc[♥] says:
*how will you do that!
*you can't!

- Kelsey . says:
*can too >>

. jαc[♥] says:
*you don't have the technology!

- Kelsey . says:
*cause i'll be super smart cause im a robot !
*i do too !

. jαc[♥] says:
*50% smart!

- Kelsey . says:
*shut up ! its not my fault . . im still being smart

. jαc[♥] says:
*>> listen to yourself

- Kelsey . says:
*your just not as smart yet. remember im stupid on the inside smart on the outside hahaha

. jαc[♥] says:
*when humanity dies out.. zombies will take over the world.. and i will be a robot and will make zombies? But there's no humans.. so how do yoiu make the zombies

Kelsey . says:
*...i'll take dead people , and like . . zombie-fy them
*...duh :)

. jαc[♥] says:
*but you can't you have to infect them

- Kelsey . says:
*i will . . with my robot science..cause im smart . . remember ?
*haha

. jαc[♥] says:
*what did you get in chem

- Kelsey . says:
*87 i think
*using photoscape i took a pictyure of this
*hahaha
*cause i win :) !

. jαc[♥] says:
*okay wait.. .
*you said you were good to make a robot of yourself?

- Kelsey . says:
*im going to be a robot, plain and simple :)
*haha

. jαc[♥] says:
*but you can't fix a stapler.. by pulling out a staple
*let alone turn off an ipod
*This is all going in a note by the way

- Kelsey . says:
*I FIXED IT !
i can too >> i just . .didn't wanna break the staplr
*spelled correctly of course.

. jαc[♥] says:
*so.. you can't spell right
*but you can using
*wait
*but you can use a formula of science to make robots

- Kelsey . says:
*yup . :)
i've never been able to spell .
PLUS im going to be the only robot >>

. jαc[♥] says:
*... i have no faith in you

Orbitting and Telekinesis- December 26th 2009

Kelsey . says:
woo !
haha
if you watched charmed , or knew of people in it , i would be able to say "i wish i was a whitelighter" whithout sounding retarded

. jαc says:
wtf
ahaha

- Kelsey . says:
yepp, see haha

. jαc says:
i feel like googling it.. but i'm really not sure if i want to

- Kelsey . says:
its like
a person who can orb ? and .. shit
hahah

. jαc says:
>>

- Kelsey . says:
..i just wanna be able to orb thats about it

SEE. watch the show

. jαc says:
you sound like a total idiot
an orb is like a ball of light i'm pree sure

- Kelsey . says:
i knowi do , but i can say that to hill and shed get it, hence watch the show
and i know
they can be here, then poof turn into a blue ball of light and go somewheres else.

. jαc says:
... like tinkerbell

- Kelsey . says:
..no

. jαc says:
yes
tinkerbell when she flies she turns into a ball of light

- Kelsey . says:
but i wouldn't fly !
i would turn into a light
the go poof.
id disappear

. jαc says:
... so
you want to transport

- Kelsey . says:
and then id show up somewheres else in a blue ball of light
yes i do
but as a whitelighter
hahaha

. jαc says:
... the only difference is the light?

- Kelsey . says:
BLUE. and im a whitelighter.
hence, im epic. .
your being difficult
hahah

. jαc says:
know what i love
you're so stressed about this
haha

- Kelsey . says:
BUT . im still moving shit with my mind
shush

. jαc says:
haha
so you transport
and you're telekinsis

- Kelsey . says:
and move shit .
BUT IM a ball of light when i transport

. jαc says:
thats what telekinesis is.. and i think ... that anytime you transport you're light

- Kelsey . says:
im not telekinsis. i have elekinsis
yes
blue light.

. jαc says:
...it's telekinsis dude
and light has no colour

- Kelsey . says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKWzSfFNaPE
im blue and i move
hahahah

. jαc says:
you actually looked it up

- Kelsey . says:
i was showing hillary a video from the 9th season
..yeah , basicallly.
this is the asme as the robot thing

. jαc says:
i know.. and you were wrong on that too

- Kelsey . says:
i was .. am D: not

. jαc says:
dude!
yes!

- Kelsey . says:
you don't get itt t hahhah

. jαc says:
i do.. it's just not right

- Kelsey . says:
someday , in the future when everything advanced , i'll prove it
hahah

. jαc says:
kay i'll remember that in like
15 thousand years
BUT WAIT
in 2012 we die
so you're wrong

- Kelsey . says:
oh i hate you .
hahaha
we aren't dying in 2012 . cause by then
your a zombie

. jαc says:
no

- Kelsey . says:
as is everyone else.

. jαc says:
cauase thats not 10 years

- Kelsey . says:
no no no , im smart now,.

. jαc says:

no!

- Kelsey . says:
just wait n see.

. jαc says:
that youu're smart now

- Kelsey . says:
...kthx don't doubt me
haha

. jαc says:
well i never said i was doubting you

- Kelsey . says:
not beliving
haha

. jαc says:
completely different

- Kelsey . says:
D:

. jαc says:
haha

- Kelsey . says:
it would suck if there wasn't caller id ..
haha

. jαc says:
well you could use your robot powers or telekinsis to see

- Kelsey . says:
>>
i don't like you! haha

. jαc says:
hahahaha

- Kelsey . says:
if i could think of something to mock you with
i would
but i can't
so im going to sit here

. jαc says:
and go oh no hahahah
sorry

- Kelsey . says:
just wait !

. jαc says:
okayy

- Kelsey . says:
ksee, if you watched the sho
you'd be like , thatd be awesome !
but .. no

. jαc says:
>>
- Kelsey . says:
so know what you aughta do ?

. jαc says:
not watch the show

- Kelsey . says:
uhhhg.

New Years Eve.. day? - December 31, 2009

Devon says:
*jaclyn dear
*its new years eve

. jαc [♥] says:
*no it's new years... day morning ?
*haha

Devon says:
*its new years eve! at 1200am tomorrow it will be new years

. jαc [♥] says:
*but its morning.. not eeve

Devon says:
*?
*christmas eve
*,,
*its the DAY before
*therefore new years eve is the day before
*hahahaha

. jαc [♥] says:
*no no no but it's not eve
*it's morning
*cause it's 12... am

Devon says:
*but eve is the whole day before

. jαc [♥] says:
*no thats a day

Devon says:
*the eve, doen not stand for evening
*it sstands for adam and eve

. jαc [♥] says:
*IT DOES TOO!
*what
*no

Devon says:
*yes.
*thats why the 23rd of december is referred to as christmas adam

. jαc [♥] says:
*so are years adams
*oooh months

Devon says:
*what
*hahaha

. jαc [♥] says:
*adams are months

Devon says:
*no.

. jαc [♥] says:
*i don't get it

Devon says:
*hahha
*okay what do you call the day before xmas?

. jαc [♥] says:
*christmas eve DAY

Devon says:
*you do not.
*ahahaha

. jαc [♥] says:
*or the day of christmas eve
*OR

Devon says:
*well
*it is new years eve

. jαc [♥] says:
*the day before christmas
*no it's not! not till tonight!

Devon says:
*in your world.

. jαc [♥] says:
*you live in my world
*you're my lover remember ?

Devon says:
*New Year's Eve or Old Year's Night is on December 31, the final day of the Gregorian year, and the day before New Year's Day.
*hahahaha
*im everyones lover!

. jαc [♥] says:
*NEVER TRUST THE INTERNET!
*IT SAYS WE'LL DIE IN 2012

Devon says:
*no.
*the mayans say that lover.

. jαc [♥] says:
*but we wouldn't know that if we didn't have technology

Devon says:
*s'in books

. jαc [♥] says:
*and how do you make books

Devon says:
*ink feather pens and paper
*and your hand

. jαc [♥] says:
*until we developed technology to write it for us

Devon says:
*well now we are talking about books in the mayan era
*no computewrs there

. jαc [♥] says:
*we used technology to find this junk
*just like jesus
*we use techology to learn about jesus
*.. and for the record... your arguements are so much harder than kelseys

Devon says:
*hahahahahaha
*we just pass it down
*we dont have to find it
*when its passed down
*:)

. jαc [♥] says:
*but how do we pass it down
*by books
*and we make books
*with computere
*cause you can't make paper without techology!

Devon says:
*yes, we pass it down by the books, which were made with bark from tree and ink feather pens and we pass it using our hands

*so HAH!
. jαc [♥] says:
*how'd you make the ink?
*how'd you get the bark off the tree
*how you kill the bird to get your stinkin feather

Devon says:
*the blood of animals.
*use our hand and rip it off.
*you see the bird and grab it and take a feather
*(:

. jαc [♥] says:
*....weren't we talking about new years...

Devon says:
*i think

. jαc [♥] says:
*... i think we're a little off

Devon says:
*a little.