Monday, September 20, 2010

Lack of sleep + Comedians - 092110

For those who don't get the 'rape is favourite'
it was supposed to be 'grape' from Brian Regan's little league. I suggest you watch it



Jαc says:
*so i found out earlier that i had a video of michael flatley, it's only an hour and a haldf.. it's taken me like 3 hours to watch.. and i sit here like... in amazement and i've seen it so many times and i feel stupid cause i'm like :-O + :D
*so like =D

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*so intense !

Jαc says:
*then it makes me think dane cook cause i go
WHY NOT ME

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*rape is favourite !

Jαc says:
*ahahahah!

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*hahahahahaahahah fuck ..

Jαc says:
*this is why you spell check!
*hahahah

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*im like crying from laughing ahaha

Jαc says:
*oh god.. my roommates are gonna be pissed hahah

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*ahah ,..why >

Jαc says:
*laughing so much

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*haahah .
*made me think of rape rape
*well you put up with them when their drinking

Jαc says:
*hahah true

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*hahaha fast staut

Jαc says:
*i know, i'm crying so it was hard to see
*haha i was like OOH TEXT
facebook -_- haha

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*hahaha .
*oh my god..,i have to start checking what i type ahha

Jαc says:
*like texting and not looking hahah

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*_____ "fuck you should have told me"
...
Jαc says:
*..rape is facoute ?
*or favourite ?

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*hey batter batter
hey feilder feilder
hey putter putter golfer, golfer GOLF. PUT PUT GOLFER .

Jαc says:
*hahah !

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*that i liked him

Jαc says:
*oh! hahaha

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*ahahaha

Jαc says:
*so tired haha

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*yeah .. oh .. so i know your still confused that i like you but... rape is favourite
*ahhaahah
*liked *

Jαc says:
*hahahah !
*so even if there was no you, i'd get rape

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*soits all good ahahah

Jαc says:
*don't even have to go on a full date, still get rape

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*hafl the date, full rape . so id rather go on half the date

Jαc says:
*this is too much, my stomach hurts now -_- hahah

*Kels . *ripped cartilage .. please, stop bleeding .. says:
*"cat"
"k-a-t"
wrong
"haha , i know there are 2 t's
*ahaha ,. from laughing?

Jαc says:
*hahha, yeahhhh

Monday, February 1, 2010

Best Friends... try the same stupid acts- 08/12/09

I do realize that I am stupid. And I do realize that my best friend is as well.
And just moments ago, I found out why we really are best friends

. jαc[♥] says:
*So a couple weeks ago my dad was outside by himself raking leaves. After about an hour, he came inside with a snapped rake and a bloody nose. When my mom asked him what happened, he just said he fell and rake snapped, and commented on how old it was getting. Little did he know, we were watching him from the kitchen window. He was not raking leaves. He was spinning the rake around pretending to be a ninja when it flew into his face. MLIA

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*hahahaha.
*i would have died laughing

. jαc[♥] says:
*thats like... haha okay
*you know how on shows.. people walk on rakes and they fly up and hit them in the face

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*it actually works...

. jαc[♥] says:
*yeah

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*i've done it...>>

. jαc[♥] says:
*me too

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*doesn't it hurt !
*haha

. jαc[♥] says:
*haha yes!
*but see.. was yours by accident ?

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*well...ok...no...i was seeing if it was possible...

. jαc[♥] says:
*oh... know whats sad

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*you did the same thing...

. jαc[♥] says:
*yeeeeaaaah

- Kelsey ., ; says:
*dude...wow...we fail
*hahah

One Track Mind? - 08/12/09

jαc[♥] says:
*i think i'm going back to school tomorrow

Josh says:
*oh yah?
*good good

. jαc[♥] says:
*no stupid.. i have to do a paper on the globalization of trade

Josh says:
*Oh.. yes I guess that'd make me stupid.

. jαc[♥] says:
*...are YOU globalization of trade

Josh says:
*yup

. jαc[♥] says:
*oh no

Josh says:
*sure why not

. jαc[♥] says:
*well.. i guess i have to do you even though your stupid

Josh says:
*:(
*:D

. jαc[♥] says:
*hahah

Josh says:
*Ok

. jαc[♥] says:
*mixed emotions ?

Josh says:
*Well.. kinda

. jαc[♥] says:
*why's that :)

Josh says:
*because you called me stupid, but you want to do me?

. jαc[♥] says:
*ahh
*plus side.. i gotta do you anyway
*and it has to be good
*cause i gotta pass

Josh says:
*OoOO
*well you best do me well ;)

. jαc[♥] says:
*oh it's mandatory

Josh says:
*so what will you do first?

. jαc[♥] says:
*we're talking about taking up the whole desk... doing all nighters no breaks

Josh says:
*and last?
*hahaha
*alright I guess we might need some coffee ;)

. jαc[♥] says:
*haha

Josh says:
*sounds like this'll be really long and painful :P
*and extremely hard.

. jαc[♥] says:
*excruciating
*i may even cry a little

Josh says:
*Well, trhat's ok, but try not to scream too loud.

. jαc[♥] says:
*well i make no promises

Cutest Thing I've Ever Experienced- January 9th 2010

For the past few weeks, I've been talking to my new friend Jake :)
And I hate when he leaves for the night, cause I don't get to talk to him until the next night.
We've gotten pretty close I must say.
Anyway, here's a preview of what just happened to me.

Jake:
here...
just..
close your eyes for a second
and listen to your heart beat

12:28am Jac
if i open my eyes.. and your gone -.-'

12:28am Jake
common

12:28am Jac
okay okay
-closed-

12:29am Jake
make sure you're listening
alright
now don't you feel calm and relaxed?

12:29am Jac
yes

12:29am Jake
(: good
and next time you close your eyes and listen
is your heart going to be beating?

12:30am Jac
yes..

12:31am Jake
very good, I'll be just like your heart, alright?
I'm not going anywhere

12:31am Jac
you're immensely adorable

12:31am Jake
just for you
(:

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Zombies and Robots

- Kelsey . says:
*just. get rid of your number :)
*Brandon MacDonald umm, zombies would not conquer the world if humanity died out..
*i have faith in that happening >> !

. jαc[♥] says:
*.... he's right you know

- Kelsey . says:
*...nooooo !>>

. jαc[♥] says:
*zombies are humand

- Kelsey . says:
*>> but theyre all fucked up .. .so they'd live .
*:)

. jαc[♥] says:
*...they're already dead kels

- Kelsey . says:
*but theyre weird dead . . soooo they'd take over the world >> !

. jαc[♥] says:
*..... no

- Kelsey . says:
*its true .
*trust me :)

. jαc[♥] says:
*>>

- Kelsey . says:
*just wait, someday when humanity dies out, and im a robot i'll make some zombies and they'll live :)

. jαc[♥] says:
*no!
*you will not be a robot
*cause you are human

- Kelsey . says:
*i will !

. jαc[♥] says:
*humanity dies out!
*you die
*no zombies!

- Kelsey . says:
*i'll BECOME a r robot :) !
*yes zombies >>
*hahah

. jαc[♥] says:
*how will you do that!
*you can't!

- Kelsey . says:
*can too >>

. jαc[♥] says:
*you don't have the technology!

- Kelsey . says:
*cause i'll be super smart cause im a robot !
*i do too !

. jαc[♥] says:
*50% smart!

- Kelsey . says:
*shut up ! its not my fault . . im still being smart

. jαc[♥] says:
*>> listen to yourself

- Kelsey . says:
*your just not as smart yet. remember im stupid on the inside smart on the outside hahaha

. jαc[♥] says:
*when humanity dies out.. zombies will take over the world.. and i will be a robot and will make zombies? But there's no humans.. so how do yoiu make the zombies

Kelsey . says:
*...i'll take dead people , and like . . zombie-fy them
*...duh :)

. jαc[♥] says:
*but you can't you have to infect them

- Kelsey . says:
*i will . . with my robot science..cause im smart . . remember ?
*haha

. jαc[♥] says:
*what did you get in chem

- Kelsey . says:
*87 i think
*using photoscape i took a pictyure of this
*hahaha
*cause i win :) !

. jαc[♥] says:
*okay wait.. .
*you said you were good to make a robot of yourself?

- Kelsey . says:
*im going to be a robot, plain and simple :)
*haha

. jαc[♥] says:
*but you can't fix a stapler.. by pulling out a staple
*let alone turn off an ipod
*This is all going in a note by the way

- Kelsey . says:
*I FIXED IT !
i can too >> i just . .didn't wanna break the staplr
*spelled correctly of course.

. jαc[♥] says:
*so.. you can't spell right
*but you can using
*wait
*but you can use a formula of science to make robots

- Kelsey . says:
*yup . :)
i've never been able to spell .
PLUS im going to be the only robot >>

. jαc[♥] says:
*... i have no faith in you

Orbitting and Telekinesis- December 26th 2009

Kelsey . says:
woo !
haha
if you watched charmed , or knew of people in it , i would be able to say "i wish i was a whitelighter" whithout sounding retarded

. jαc says:
wtf
ahaha

- Kelsey . says:
yepp, see haha

. jαc says:
i feel like googling it.. but i'm really not sure if i want to

- Kelsey . says:
its like
a person who can orb ? and .. shit
hahah

. jαc says:
>>

- Kelsey . says:
..i just wanna be able to orb thats about it

SEE. watch the show

. jαc says:
you sound like a total idiot
an orb is like a ball of light i'm pree sure

- Kelsey . says:
i knowi do , but i can say that to hill and shed get it, hence watch the show
and i know
they can be here, then poof turn into a blue ball of light and go somewheres else.

. jαc says:
... like tinkerbell

- Kelsey . says:
..no

. jαc says:
yes
tinkerbell when she flies she turns into a ball of light

- Kelsey . says:
but i wouldn't fly !
i would turn into a light
the go poof.
id disappear

. jαc says:
... so
you want to transport

- Kelsey . says:
and then id show up somewheres else in a blue ball of light
yes i do
but as a whitelighter
hahaha

. jαc says:
... the only difference is the light?

- Kelsey . says:
BLUE. and im a whitelighter.
hence, im epic. .
your being difficult
hahah

. jαc says:
know what i love
you're so stressed about this
haha

- Kelsey . says:
BUT . im still moving shit with my mind
shush

. jαc says:
haha
so you transport
and you're telekinsis

- Kelsey . says:
and move shit .
BUT IM a ball of light when i transport

. jαc says:
thats what telekinesis is.. and i think ... that anytime you transport you're light

- Kelsey . says:
im not telekinsis. i have elekinsis
yes
blue light.

. jαc says:
...it's telekinsis dude
and light has no colour

- Kelsey . says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKWzSfFNaPE
im blue and i move
hahahah

. jαc says:
you actually looked it up

- Kelsey . says:
i was showing hillary a video from the 9th season
..yeah , basicallly.
this is the asme as the robot thing

. jαc says:
i know.. and you were wrong on that too

- Kelsey . says:
i was .. am D: not

. jαc says:
dude!
yes!

- Kelsey . says:
you don't get itt t hahhah

. jαc says:
i do.. it's just not right

- Kelsey . says:
someday , in the future when everything advanced , i'll prove it
hahah

. jαc says:
kay i'll remember that in like
15 thousand years
BUT WAIT
in 2012 we die
so you're wrong

- Kelsey . says:
oh i hate you .
hahaha
we aren't dying in 2012 . cause by then
your a zombie

. jαc says:
no

- Kelsey . says:
as is everyone else.

. jαc says:
cauase thats not 10 years

- Kelsey . says:
no no no , im smart now,.

. jαc says:

no!

- Kelsey . says:
just wait n see.

. jαc says:
that youu're smart now

- Kelsey . says:
...kthx don't doubt me
haha

. jαc says:
well i never said i was doubting you

- Kelsey . says:
not beliving
haha

. jαc says:
completely different

- Kelsey . says:
D:

. jαc says:
haha

- Kelsey . says:
it would suck if there wasn't caller id ..
haha

. jαc says:
well you could use your robot powers or telekinsis to see

- Kelsey . says:
>>
i don't like you! haha

. jαc says:
hahahaha

- Kelsey . says:
if i could think of something to mock you with
i would
but i can't
so im going to sit here

. jαc says:
and go oh no hahahah
sorry

- Kelsey . says:
just wait !

. jαc says:
okayy

- Kelsey . says:
ksee, if you watched the sho
you'd be like , thatd be awesome !
but .. no

. jαc says:
>>
- Kelsey . says:
so know what you aughta do ?

. jαc says:
not watch the show

- Kelsey . says:
uhhhg.

New Years Eve.. day? - December 31, 2009

Devon says:
*jaclyn dear
*its new years eve

. jαc [♥] says:
*no it's new years... day morning ?
*haha

Devon says:
*its new years eve! at 1200am tomorrow it will be new years

. jαc [♥] says:
*but its morning.. not eeve

Devon says:
*?
*christmas eve
*,,
*its the DAY before
*therefore new years eve is the day before
*hahahaha

. jαc [♥] says:
*no no no but it's not eve
*it's morning
*cause it's 12... am

Devon says:
*but eve is the whole day before

. jαc [♥] says:
*no thats a day

Devon says:
*the eve, doen not stand for evening
*it sstands for adam and eve

. jαc [♥] says:
*IT DOES TOO!
*what
*no

Devon says:
*yes.
*thats why the 23rd of december is referred to as christmas adam

. jαc [♥] says:
*so are years adams
*oooh months

Devon says:
*what
*hahaha

. jαc [♥] says:
*adams are months

Devon says:
*no.

. jαc [♥] says:
*i don't get it

Devon says:
*hahha
*okay what do you call the day before xmas?

. jαc [♥] says:
*christmas eve DAY

Devon says:
*you do not.
*ahahaha

. jαc [♥] says:
*or the day of christmas eve
*OR

Devon says:
*well
*it is new years eve

. jαc [♥] says:
*the day before christmas
*no it's not! not till tonight!

Devon says:
*in your world.

. jαc [♥] says:
*you live in my world
*you're my lover remember ?

Devon says:
*New Year's Eve or Old Year's Night is on December 31, the final day of the Gregorian year, and the day before New Year's Day.
*hahahaha
*im everyones lover!

. jαc [♥] says:
*NEVER TRUST THE INTERNET!
*IT SAYS WE'LL DIE IN 2012

Devon says:
*no.
*the mayans say that lover.

. jαc [♥] says:
*but we wouldn't know that if we didn't have technology

Devon says:
*s'in books

. jαc [♥] says:
*and how do you make books

Devon says:
*ink feather pens and paper
*and your hand

. jαc [♥] says:
*until we developed technology to write it for us

Devon says:
*well now we are talking about books in the mayan era
*no computewrs there

. jαc [♥] says:
*we used technology to find this junk
*just like jesus
*we use techology to learn about jesus
*.. and for the record... your arguements are so much harder than kelseys

Devon says:
*hahahahahaha
*we just pass it down
*we dont have to find it
*when its passed down
*:)

. jαc [♥] says:
*but how do we pass it down
*by books
*and we make books
*with computere
*cause you can't make paper without techology!

Devon says:
*yes, we pass it down by the books, which were made with bark from tree and ink feather pens and we pass it using our hands

*so HAH!
. jαc [♥] says:
*how'd you make the ink?
*how'd you get the bark off the tree
*how you kill the bird to get your stinkin feather

Devon says:
*the blood of animals.
*use our hand and rip it off.
*you see the bird and grab it and take a feather
*(:

. jαc [♥] says:
*....weren't we talking about new years...

Devon says:
*i think

. jαc [♥] says:
*... i think we're a little off

Devon says:
*a little.